May 21
- me: i'm dating.
- friend: omg! with who?
- me: my boyfriend is ________.
- friend: the famous one? that's is not poss-
- me: dumbledore once said: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
- me: SEE
- me: YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
- friend: but-
- me: END OF STORY
- friend:
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May 21
reblog if you’re one of those “reblogging” blogs :’)
we’re not smart enough to make our own posts.
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Apr 28
Trying to be quiet in the night time.
- Floor: we're actually 30% more squeaky tonight
- Phone: [drops off the side of the bed] hah
- Headphones: LOL YOU FORGOT TO PLUG US IN
- Food: that's right...crinkle the cellophane
- Toilet: AJSHAJSWEBWHSUWE2NBS SKHHHHHHH
- Keyboard keys: TAPTAPTAPTAPTAPTAPCLICK
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